People Who Got Some Serious Stares At The Gym

By Daisy R

Looking good and staying healthy: these are the primary reasons why people hit the gym. At least, until it became a fad. Now people are just fitting in, and yo-yo-ing through the motions. It takes a great deal of determination to push through and incrementally increase the lifts. But don’t worry, it’s not like going to the gym is a total bore. Sometimes, you will be met with the most unexpected sights, one of which is your reflection in the mirror. Hopefully, by then you will have had gotten the die-for bod you keep ogling over. Until then, it’s best to prepare you for the different people you’ll meet at the gym, so perhaps you’ll be a little less inclined to gawk!

Limited Supply

Massive demand, or at least there’s demand between at least two people for one machine. She has the bod that has been consistently put under the strain of the machine, whereas you are starting out. Between the both of you, wouldn’t it make sense if she handed you more time to bench-press?

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But instead of doing so, she stands by the side and walks back and forth. She paces her tempo by the second of her watch. And if that’s not enough to put you in unease, she’ll start tapping your foot. Way to break your rhythm.

Stunts And Stilts

Now this is a trick we wouldn’t want to catch you in. It takes a ginormous degree of concentration, balance, and focus to pull this one off. And before stepping unto that stability ball, you better have had imagined which way you’d fall down if everything goes awry. We can’t look away.

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Because at the very least, you’d have to let go of that weight. Do you think it’s a smart move to handle it one hand atop a balancing ball? What was she even attempting to gain with this trick? But if she can pull it off, then she’s setting a new record for us out there. Just bear in mind your limits.

Resistance Band Placement

We’re unsure what group of muscles she’s attempting to strengthen. Kegel muscles probably? We heard doing that sort of an exercise could be a good way to strengthen the pelvic muscles. But we didn’t know it strengthened them from the outside.

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She had been doing a trapeze with those resistance bands and it had slipped off her right foot. Talk about a bad day. Had it been a guy, it would not have only been uncomfortable but painful too! But isn’t that the name of the game? No pain, no gain, no glutes to glorify during your summer tanning session.

Choosing Your Pick

Just because they look nearly alike, doesn’t mean that they have the same tastes in everything. That’s the perk for dating twins. Oh, you’re not the type to deadlift with us? Cool, proceed to Twin B. (Sure, you can always dream that might happen)

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Just in case, they both aren’t the type, at least you get twice the eye candy at the gym! You just have to know that they’re twins; otherwise you’d be disconcerted with how they’re defying time and space. Didn’t I just see you at the front desk? Was that a doppelganger?

Selfie Shots

Sometimes we wish those paneled mirrors can be taken down, but how else will we know if our squats are appropriately executed? It’s just that we begrudgingly catch someone taking shots like this. Yes, we know, you have a perfectly sculpted bum. Too perfect in fact; was it under the precision of squats or incisions?

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How many cups of protein whey should we drink to build glutes like that? Second, how is it that some people are graced with proportions that are doll-like? Slim waist, wide hips and sculpted thighs. It must be hard to fit in a pencil-tight skirt with those assets.

Hissing Bulldog

In yoga, they call this the cobra pose, otherwise known as the bhujangasana. It decreases tension in the lower back while stretching the muscles of the back, shoulders and abdomen. But this bulldog doesn’t need to tone his arms or shoulders any further. How about downward dog?

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Look at that. He’s even doing it on a rug! He could beat any yoga instructor with his head raised to the sky. The arch of his neck shows graceful tension while those eyes are dreamy and overbearing. Just because you can do this trick doesn’t mean you get a treat!

Gym Partners

Success can be attributed partly to the people you surround yourself with. Nothing can be truer with a gym buddy. She either motivates you or indulges you with a flurry sundae post-session. So next time, choose one who’s as fiery and motivated as this.

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But make sure she can handle your body weight. You wouldn’t want to cartwheel unto the stretcher en route to the hospital. There’ll be aches but we don’t want any disabilities. Carry on ladies. Say, can we take turns next time?

Support-System Move

Congrats on deciding to embark on a new gym routine! Between consistency and intensity, a newbie is always advised to start with low-intensity workouts at a handful of repetitions. Warm-ups are a must! Otherwise, you’d risk heaving and puffing like this lady here. One, two…

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The next day, you should expect your body to be sore. And the only way to get rid of that pain is to allow your body to customize to the workout. Once you do, gradually increase intensity. Do it the other way around, and you probably wouldn’t last the week. It’s in our nature to be averse to pain!

Filters, Lighting, And Effects

Some people go to the gym because they want to get fit. Others visit the gym to give off the illusion that they are becoming fit. Why would anyone who’s set to sweat 500 kcals, at the very least, have make-up on and iron their hair pre-session? Do you see any sweat stains below?

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Maybe they walked on the treadmill for 10 mph and then stepped out of it for a break. Isn’t that the leisurely walk of a regular college student? Isn’t the gym membership fee hefty enough to take a selfie? People really ought to start ignoring people who crave likes or heart reacts.

The Higher The Better

In this case, it’s pumps. They take you to new heights. Guess there isn’t much breathing room in the gym with all the sweat and heat emanating from people’s bods. So the higher up you go, the better oxygen intake you have.

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But that will only do for certain anaerobic workouts: reverse-grip pulldowns, back extensions, bench-presses, rotational shoulders, or leg extensions. You can’t do it with deadlifts, squats or lunges. Imagine doing that and slipping. You’d be worse off than breaking a heel.

Weighty Proposal

Hearts racing, pupils are dilated, and palms are sweaty — but these aren’t due to the workout. It’s because he has propped down on one knee and asked her to spend her lifetime with him. We’re just as taken aback as the guest in the background. Is it a yes?

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We hope it was. And it’s good that he proposed before her workout. Imagine having that weight raised and having to make a life-changing decision on the spot. She would have uttered no, not right now, before levelling the weight with the floor. And by then everything will have had been ruined!

Support Bags

Well, they’re meant to be punched, not hugged or leaned on. But they could be used for other purposes — such as a stilt or a subject for a selfie or a “stolen” shot. Whichever works for you and whatever puts a smile on your face.

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Guess who would want to be a punching bag right now? Men, probably. That would make for an enviable object. Pro tip: hit the gym! Don the hand wrap, boxing gloves, and mouth guard. And if you’re going solo, settle for the gauze and tape.

Duck, Duck, Goose

We would have imagined her to be on a treadmill. Because that game requires aerobic training, not weight-lifting. But it seems that they have gone for a round because the goose is sitting while the duck encircles the player. Tag, you’re it!

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Who do you think is more primal and territorial? Dogs or ducks? If you leave the machine attended by either one, you could end up paying for healthcare expenses if the dog bites, but you could end unscathed if the duck flaps its wings and caws at the intruder. This machine is off limits until she finishes using it.

Mamma Mia

These girls have got the ’80s look to the T! At least they’re working out! It seems like it: their hair is tightly pulled in a bun and this picture shows more kinetic enthusiasm than the rest. Those leg warmers cause you to sweat faster without having pools left by the floor. That’s a wise choice.

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But somehow they remind us of a musical, or a movie remake. Have you ever gone to the gym with this level of excitement before or after a workout? Hell no, you’d be electrolyte-depleted and struggling to catch your breath. But hey, who are we to judge?

Livestreaming Session

Yes, that headline is meant to put you off. We don’t know why they’re so attuned to this woman’s session. She seems to be having fun with her equipment, pumping it up and down. A bit later, she might even be thrusting it to and fro…to target the biceps and triceps too!

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Her trainer is eagerly waiting by her side, but it doesn’t seem like she needs reinforcement or assistance at all. It’s not like we haven’t seen a woman deadlift 672 lbs of weights (that’s Becca Swanson for you). So what’s with this demonstration?

Unequal Proportions

Sometimes your attention will be driven by someone’s unequal proportions. How do they get their body to distribute fat in the aesthetically stimulating places? Second, how do they get to activate muscle groups in a short amount of time? Third, how can they chance upon the gym when it’s unoccupied?

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We almost forgot what count we’re on. But really, these existentialist questions make us wonder what we’re doing wrong. We would approach people like her, but we wouldn’t want to distract her from taking the perfect selfie…of her implants, or glutes. What do you reckon?

Gymwear: Dos And Donts

Do wear clothing that allows free movement. Do not wear a floor-length dress when doing high-kicks. Just because you’re cleaning the gym floor doesn’t mean it’s suited for a workout. Do use breathable fabric. Do not use fluffy prom dresses, because they impair your visibility.

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Say, where are the weights? Trust us, if you continue going to the gym with this attire, you won’t be cleaning the floor with your rag in hand. You’ll be cleaning it with your bare face against the sweat-stained mats. Please stick to tights, and save the dress for a special occasion.

Lemme Catch My Breath

Lies! But that’s what we say to ourselves midway through a sprint or a cycle. You really had intended to take a couple of breaths. But when that gulp of oxygen hit your lungs, you couldn’t get enough of it. More. More! Until you slumped over and stayed in a modified sphinx pose.

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And instead of a cat guarding your tomb, it’s a loyal dog. It calmly stays and guards your back. There are just days the weights are unforgiving, and your only solace can be the matted floor. We’ve all been there.

Safe Haven

If a date has gone awry you’d probably hit the sack or the couch with an ice cream in hand and the remote in another. Cry your tears out or call a friend. Spill the deets and trash-talk, because you need to cope at the moment. This chick does otherwise.

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Isn’t that hardcore? Ain’t no one is going to stop her from lifting weights. And just in case you’re going to ask her out, better now how much she’s lifting. She’s inclined to say no if you’re doing less. So man up and do her one better…on her next date.

Balancing Act

Would looking like this be one of your couple goals? Imagine finding someone who lifts the burden at home. Imagine having someone who has the same interests in you and the same vigor to pursue them. They really exist out there, people!

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And as they’re flexing their muscles, we’re left wondering how she started on this path, and how they had met. How many months did it take for her to be able to lift him up? Maybe they met in the gym! We’ll take our chances. That’s good enough of a reason to hit it next week!

Synchronicity

Talk about having absolute perfect timing — not to mention lack of awareness of your surroundings! These two chicks thought about framing their assets and they conveniently photobombed each other’s shot. Do you think they noticed? Or maybe they were friends of some sort?

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What is it with this pose? First it was the duck face. Now it’s the duck pose with your butt out. People just appear to be swaybacks, and apparently it’s all the craze! Do you think they can grow wings and flock together?

The Force Awakens

This storm trooper stands guard while she battles her inner Sith lord. She has to do 5 more reps of those leg extensions. And just in case you’re wondering, she has chosen the dark side. We can only hope that in time she’ll change sides. May the Force be with her!

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That’s one. Squeeze the glutes as it comes up. That’s two. Inhale in between rests and shortly before raising your legs. Take it easy because quality is more important than the number of lunges. It’ll get easier soon. It better, because her life is at stake.

For Sure Or For Show?

You would want to wear breathable clothes while sweating out endorphins, and burning calories at the gym, or on the way to it. But sometimes, people get sidetracked by their priorities. They focus on looking too good than actually doing the workout. Care to shed some input?

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Once again, there’s not even a strand of hair out of place. And some have even gone to lengths to wear stilettos or pumps to the studio. We have seen stiletto dancing. But no way is it incorporated with dumbbells or yoga mats. That’s a hazardous recipe!

Cinderella In Tights

You know what they say. When the cats are away, the mice come out to play. Here’s Cinderella allowing the house to burn down. Her evil stepmother and stepsisters have gone elsewhere, and she has the luxury of doing aerobics in the meantime.

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Even in the most unflattering attire, Cinderella has the refinement of a princess. Look at her lying on commoners’ rugs. It has been stepped on by at least a million people. Yet we would want to lie on it as well!

Gym Buddies

Just hand them a treat and they’ll happily escort you to the gym premises. You wouldn’t have to worry about them ogling at the other gymgoers. They’re loyal. They have all eyes on you while sniffing about the equipment, and occasionally other people’s butts.

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Sometimes they sniff other dogs. It pays to know what breed you are up against. Conversely, you wouldn’t be able to target core muscles if there’s no strain to your plank session. Give that dog a treat and have him stand guard by the side.