Howdy Y’all: 50 Fun Neighbors To Live Next To
Before moving into a neighborhood, you’d have a list of things you would want to check out. Some of these include safety, accessibility, and most importantly, the kind of people living in them. Neighbors are an important resource. You can rely on them to call the police if something goes wrong, or babysit your dog for you. That speaks of safety and accessibility.
The best way to determine the feel of the neighborhood is a drive around the block. Check to see the outdoor activity level and the quality of social interactions at the park or parties. At events, check to see if people are family-oriented. It’s always good to go to host barbecue Sundays with a bunch of strangers who feel like family.
It’s during these timely encounters that you discover the kind of people you’ll be spending some time with. It could be a jog through the park, or a glimpse through the window. These chance encounters can make or break your happiness level.
But don’t worry, the people on this list have found a way to make-do with their neighbors. These pictures are so funny, we wished their neighbors were ours!
Just Checking In
Kids get away with a lot of things. Take, for example, your friendly next-door preschooler – Carter! One day in Winter, his mom dresses him up. After this, he buckles his shoes and then slowly walks over to his neighbor’s house. He reaches for the doorbell and patiently waits for the newcomer to greet him. Carter politely asks if he could have a banana. Guess how his neighbor responded.
Of course, he was handed one! He’s a preschooler, for Chrissake. They’re the only age group who can get away with these things. Carter even asked his neighbor to unpeel the top for him. Then he nibbled on it the moment it was handed to him. With only a wave, he turned his back and then returned home. Someone give this kid a bowl of cereal to go with that fruit!
Straight Out of Narnia
It’s funny how people who exert the least amount of effort end up winning. Everybody was astounded at the name the announcer drawled out. It must be a joke. That family hadn’t even planned to join this year’s competition. But seeing this picture, you wouldn’t be surprised why they won. It looks like a page out of a fantasy novel.
The story behind it is even funnier. They came up with this concept by pure accident. Looking out the window, the couple thought of turning the sprinklers on. The lawn needed a little glistening. They turned on the telly and watched the evening news. Within a couple of minutes, they fell fast asleep. The newscaster reported that the temperature would drop below freezing. The couple received the weather update the moment they drew the curtains. Told you it’s a page straight out of Narnia.
Two Melon Heads
Nothing to look at here. It’s just a couple of melon heads, deep in thought, having rhetoric at 3 am. We have all been there. The trigger is usually a long-term relationship coming to an end, being laid off, or slow internet connection. Without anyone to talk to, this man decided to strike up a conversation with an unusual guest.
He arranged a couple of watermelons in rows. The biggest and plumpest ones sat right before him. Then he started his monologue. Whatever words came out of his mouth swished right on through those juicy layers. It sure must have felt good before because he didn’t arrive for work that morning. In fact, he had been his usual cheery self. Sometimes, people just need someone to listen to them. In this case, it had been a bunch of good fruit.
When Predator Becomes Prey
This neighborhood has efficient first responders. They’re located in the middle of the city, and they come wheeling in their trucks and police cars in times of distress. During lull moments, these big boys have a little friendly competition over who’s better. There’s a certain truth to the adage – boys will always be boys.
That’s just the local firemen setting up a trap for the policemen. They knew the latter couldn’t resist it. They had, however, forgotten to lay a cup of steaming coffee by the side. Not even a dozen of doughnuts is tempting without caffeine. It took these policemen a couple of minutes to roll down their windows, squint at the boys in yellow overalls, and then drive past by.
Saving Mother Earth
Even before activists demanded that we take better care of our planet, this farm owner knew how to reduce and reuse his trash. We’re not just talking about compost pits or using organic cattle feed. He has actually repurposed his microwave into a mailbox!
It’s such a shame that he couldn’t set his bills on fire. We would have placed them on aluminum plates, then hit reheat. We bet it would smell divine. Of all the burnt food we had cooked in our lives, this would be the best one yet! That or we would have used whole potatoes!
A Sight for Sore Eyes
One of the things we can’t bear is a nosy neighbor. When we’re in the comforts of our home, we would like to be left undisturbed. There’s just too much to fulfill out there – expectations, roles, and words to read into. But you have to admit, having a nosy neighbor has its perks. Take, for example,
It’s just another way of telling someone you’ve seen them nude. We’re surprised it had been left unannounced for this long. Does this mean that we had been a sight for sore eyes? We like to think so. But now it’s time to call maintenance.
Responsible Parenthood
This is every parent’s nightmare – irresponsible parenthood. With mounting bills and debts to settle, the last thing you’d need is your adolescent child getting knocked up (or knocking someone up). You might resort to blame. Should you have talked more frequently about the birds and the bees? To be fair, these parents could have used feline language to get the message through.
That’s because this woman adopted the stray neighborhood cat. She was inclined to. That cat kept purring and rubbing against her ankle. Within a few months, the kitty had a shiny coat of fur. With its good looks and attractive qualities, it caught the eye of the neighbor’s cat. One thing led to another, and now it’s carrying a liter in its tummy. One day, this woman woke up to a package of child support on her porch. That’s responsible parenthood for you.
Put in the Limelight
There are simply some people who don’t like to be the center of attention. They will deflect the limelight. Who would want their privacy to be intruded upon? That’s probably what it had felt like when this man installed mirrors for windows. His next-door neighbor had the nasty habit of turning on floodlights in the middle of the night. That’s piercing blindness!
Just imagine, you’re sleeping dead into the night, and as you turn your body to the side, light pierces through the windows and stirs you awake. No amount of curtains can shield that intensity of light. How do you think his next-door neighbor took it? The latter must not have liked it. He shut off the floodlights a few days after. Serves him right!
Fixed It
Our next-door neighbor has been complaining about his wind turbine. He says it does a great job of providing him electricity, and he says he gets to save money. But it keeps him up at night. Imagine falling asleep and then waking up lost in thought. Overhead, you hear metal grating. It’s as if a prisoner shacked with the ball-and-chain were walking on your roof. Now, who wouldn’t complain about that noise?
One day, he finds himself sleeping soundly for eight hours. This continues for about a week. As he saw his electric bill, he decided to check up on that wind turbine. It had been really quiet lately. It turns out, he wasn’t the only one who found it too noisy. Someone fixed the problem for him. Should he go say thanks?
Season’s Greetings
This picture almost looks like it’s photoshopped. But believe us, it’s anything but! If you feel like missing a certain climate, all you have to do is look out the front window. On display are winter and fall. On one side of the picture, there’s a big pile of orange and red leaves, and on the other, you’ll be met with blistering cold and snow.
No wonder some people prefer evergreens to regular trees. Because the latter keep their leaves all-year-round, you wouldn’t have to invest time raking up leaves. You would still have to shovel ice from the driveway, though. Winter spares no one.
Kids at Heart
Just because we’re adults doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun from time to time. Sure that weight gain can slow us down, but there are ways we can cope. Like kids, you can always burn a little excess fat by jumping. To keep it easy on the joints, how about putting up a bounce house.
Just like these folks have put up their inflatables, so should you. It’s complete with pit balls and a slide. The only bummer is that they put it up during the winter when it was 32 degrees out. Believe us, they don’t have any kids. We should get to baking cookies and hoarding milk jugs. We’re going to invite ourselves over.
Friendly Reminder
Having to quit a bad habit is tough. If only you hadn’t instilled one. Now you have to deal with the breakdowns, the shaky hands, and the urge to fall back on unhealthy habits. It’s always good to have a support system to hold you accountable. Good thing this smoker has one.
It’s just that it’s his passive-aggressive neighbor. To be fair, it’s better to blame the cat. Most addicts can never admit their wrongdoings. It’s always something or someone else’s responsibility, even when they’re caught with the cigarette in between their fingers. Blaming the cat allows the neighbor to side with him. To offset the shame, he can start curbing his drive for nicotine.
Wave that White Flag
Christmas means a lot of things to a lot of people. Some people think it’s meant to be spent with family. Others love it because it’s good for business. Others love to dangle that mistletoe and practice their smooches. Whereas others just love to show off the effort they put into decorating the house.
Now, don’t be ashamed to wave that white flag. We have all been the Grinch at one point in our lives, especially if our next-door neighbor is competitive about Christmas decorations. If it’s any consolation, at least they’ll have a hefty amount of bills to pay. Being the show-stealer has its price!
Hey Sexy
No fence is high enough for a sly dog like this. It had taught itself to climb. It only took a few attempts after seeing the house cat travel to and fro the neighbor’s yard. Smelling the wafting scent of barbecue ribs from the grill triggered that drive. Can you blame him? We’d invite ourselves to our neighbor’s party too!
How’s it going, neighbor? Thought I’d check up on you to see if those ribs have been cooked to perfection! He crosses his legs to cover his tail. But without missing a beat, he follows the smoke and sound of your tongs against the seared meat. Do you think you could spare him the bone? That’s the least he deserves given this trick show.
Upping Your Game
If you’re engaged in any sport, you would know that you always have to up your game. When you’re starting out, it can be frustrating to learn the basics. With much effort, you can copy the masters and then develop your own strategies for the game – kind of like how these neighbors re-invented the snowball fight.
It had all started out when this man’s neighbor threw a chunk of ice at him in mid-July. He was caught unaware, and it plopped straight on his face. He staggered around a bit and nearly lost his balance. Good thing, he had his car to hold onto. Promising to avenge himself, he freezes a couple of snowballs and stores them in his freezer. He throws them back at his neighbor during the summer! Must have been a hell of a difficult time keeping that ref from being defrosted.
Getting Creative
As much as we love celebrating holidays, planning and putting up decorations can be a hassle. Why go through all that effort for one single day? Well, this couple thought of an efficient way to decorate their house all-year-round. Maybe you should try it out too!
One Halloween they decided they would keep the skeletons. There’s just no room left in the closet. Now, all they do is dress them up for each holiday. Thanksgiving? Stuff a plastic Turkey up those ribs. Fourth of July? Have those skeletons wear flag hats. Halloween? Have them dance over graves. Nifty, right?
Quick as Customer Service
Why do some people hate dandelions? Judgment. In an era where a well-manicured lawn is a sign of prosperity, dandelions can be an eyesore. They aren’t weeds. In fact, their far-spreading roots loosen soil and help aerate the bed. Their roots also pool and redistribute nutrients to other plants. You’d think that with all these benefits, our next-door neighbor would bug off, but no.
What do we do to bad plants? We weed them out. So take unnecessary remarks like these and then put them aside. As the saying goes, kill them with kindness. Dandelions are a beauty. We wouldn’t mind sharing our love for them with our neighbors. So go ahead, pick a few of them up. We suggest you pick those that have globe-shaped puffball heads. You can grow your own dandelions with the seeds within them.
Great Party
How do you know a party is rad? Some measure it by the number of beer bottles by the bin. Others measure it by the gross volume of puke by the bushes. Others rank it based on the number of celebrities at the party. But no one has come close to performing at par with this.
What the hell happened at that party? It was so massive people flew in from different states. Now, we’re wondering what we had missed out on. Had there been a lot of tongue play or spooning going around. It had been a relatively quiet evening at our house. Now, we’re just upset we hadn’t been invited!
Too Many to Count
When this family moved into the neighborhood, they were absolutely ecstatic! They felt safe, and they fit right in. But the question that bogged everyone was why the previous family had moved elsewhere. Take note, the family that had lived there didn’t move to the next town. They simply relocated within the same neighborhood. Something about this house just gave them the creeps!
You should have guessed it by now. That house number has earned them a lot of unsolicited jokes. Had they chose that number on purpose, would they like to return the favor – questions like this made them really uneasy. One day they just decided that enough was enough. Anyone who wanted to come by would have to ring them up because they didn’t want anyone stroking that nubbin.
Straight from Outer Galaxy
Of the bunch, this marksman is our most favorite. He’s a weapon specialist and master strategist. News is that he invented a bomb that could blow up the Moon and that he keeps it in his satchel. For a creature his size, you bet it’s small, probably one a toddler can clasp within his hands. It’s odd – seeing him this time of the day. He usually guards the galaxy on his regular shift.
If there’s anything we’re certain of, it’s that there isn’t anything like him, except him. Rocky the Raccoon is our favorite criminal-turned-good-guy when he kept Ronan the Accuser from enslaving an intergalactic world. You might not see it, but here he has enlisted the help of his friend, Groot to hang out in the gutter!
Two Types of People
We’re people persons. If you’re like us, you would appreciate the company of anyone regardless of sex, inclinations, or life experiences. We never understood why some people are picky when it comes to their social circles. But given this picture, we understand why landlords prefer one over the other.
Come to think of it; there are just vast differences between men and women. Women prefer aesthete over functionality; men happily dispense away with it. To hell with garden plots and lounge chairs. Men can weather any view for as long as it’s enjoyed with company. In a way, women aren’t any different.
Rough Morning
Why, if anything that can possibly go wrong, happens in one day? We’re certain you have experienced it. You get trapped in the nuisances of the mind. Your thoughts are louder than usual, so much so that it blocks out the ring of your alarm clock. You snooze longer than usual, and your boss overreacts to your tardiness. Over-all it had been a rough day for this man until he looked out at his neighbor’s yard.
It turns out he wasn’t alone. Soon, his neighbor will join in on the misery. We can only imagine why that dog took a whole package of toilet paper on the run. Was it because he had wanted to tear them apart? If we were feeling down and out, we would need a tissue to dry away our tears too! If only we can cross the yard and comfort that sad pupperoo.
Jesus is Watching
Where other people are putting in the effort to be in God’s good graces, this man decides to muddy them. His neighbors were Mormons. Every day, he would hear his neighbors preach the word of the Lord. He had heard them say that Jesus had our back. One morning, he went up to their door, studied Jesus’ picture, and then went back to his room. He came out with a hot gun and some scrapbook materials.
Now, Jesus really looks like he’s got your back. It doesn’t matter where you go; he sees what you’re doing. And anyone who saw Jesus standing guard by the door mirrored the same googly eyes, especially the Mormons. If this doesn’t scream, it’s time to move out, we don’t know what will.
Tea Time
Aren’t dogs just adorable? They always know how to make you laugh without trying. They’re loyal to a fault, and they aren’t afraid to goof around. They don’t need your constant prodding. You can leave them alone, and they will find a way to entertain themselves, kind of like how this dog hosted a tea party all by himself.
We don’t know how much time it took for him to practice that stunt. But one thing’s for sure; he must have rock-hard abs to be able to sit upright. We don’t think our neighbor would believe us if we had told them their dog was sitting this way. But it’s a good thing we have proof. Their dog is living a double life!
Marking Territory
Before getting started, we’d like you to know that this is an innocent mistake. One evening, someone brought out his trash and noticed that the lid of one of the bins had been botched. No one wants to smell stale bread reeking from the garbage bins. So he came out with duct tape and then pieced the lid together.
His next-door neighbor saw this kind act and acted on the initiative. Thinking that they were marking bins, he came out the next eve and marked the other bin with his unit number. It’s pretty cute. But, where will the other tenants put their trash in?
Location Pins
It changes every decade. In the 90s, it had been the Rolodex. In the early 2000s, it had been the Yellow Pages. Nowadays, it’s Google Maps. Whatever it is, you would want to make sure that your pin location on the map is spot on, and that your reputation is immaculate. People keep tabs on other people. You wouldn’t want to be known anywhere like this.
Look at what a little neighborhood spat can lead you to. With a little artistry and a tractor, this man was able to describe his neighbor. In case you’re wondering, Google updates its maps every one to three years. Google Earth gathers data from different aerial photography pictures, but it’ll take months to compare and set up data on the web. This bad neighbor will have to deal with some bad rep for a little while.
Serving a Line Ball
Back in the 90s, stores came up with the idea to refashion Christian ideas so that they would be more appealing to the public. Everyone thought success was unlikely. But lo and behold, Christian rock grew fashionable and so did these cute mementos.
This woman’s neighbor gave her mum a New Year’s day present. We have to say, Jesus is looking mighty fine in this picture. And if the wordplay doesn’t win you over, that line ball will! We’re feeling like taking on Bible studies again. How about you?
A Zombie On Your Lawn
It takes a great deal of patience to grow your own vegetables and fruits. Even after they sprout, you’d need to give your plants a great deal of attention. Ward off pests and insects that might beat you to the pulpy taste. Seeing that birds frequented the vegetable patch, this man warned his neighbor to put a scarecrow. Guess some things got lost in translation.
He basically mimed the message, and sure enough, his foreign neighbor set to work and placed a zombie on the lawn. Reckon it was able to keep the birds off? Guess he didn’t mind that zombie munching on his brain so long as it leaves the plants unharmed. This time, we want zombies on the lawn.
Wild and Dirty
After this couple threw out their old headboard, they had been the talk of the entire block. Who knew that throwing out the trash or maintaining upkeep would cause you this much trouble. No wonder the missus wanted to leave the area after this trash day.
At least they had a key to get her out of it. Guess the lesson to be learned is to recycle your trash. Unlike that old and dented headboard, those cuffs can be used for other sessions. There’s no use keeping this secret under the rug now that everyone knows how kinky they really are.
Welcome to Gotham
You can guess how well these neighbors get along with each other. Other people in the building complain of loud bangs, shrieks, and loud music from time to time. If it’s coming from one end of the room, you can bet that by tomorrow it’ll be coming from the other. Guess this is why Gotham city is so bad.
Tell me Bats. What are you really scared of? For us, it would be getting caught up in this neighborhood rivalry. Nobody wants to live a floor up or down from these two. Because while saving the city from Joker, Batman will have to resort to anarchy to save the day.
A Mystery On Our Hands
Prep your pens and open your case file. The gang is here! And based on their reports, it looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands. The answer is somewhere in this neighborhood! Come on, let’s speak to one of the residents. Follow Fred and don’t forget to bring Scooby’s snacks!
Now that we know more about our suspects let’s find more clues. Scooby may not be up to the task but dangle a snack in front of his nose. He won’t be able to resist going out of that Mystery Machine. Follow his trail as he finds more clues to solve this case!
Done with Tea Parties
We are pretty sure that we had reached this point in toddlerhood. We either couldn’t keep up with Barbie’s playhouse editions, or we just got bored setting her up for a date with Ken. Something inside of us snapped, and we knew that it was time that Barbie was done with tea parties.
It was so bad that we had placed her on bamboo sticks and had her teeter to and fro the yard. It makes for a good sight! Occasionally, we can dress her up in a pixie costume or that suede leatherette she uses on Ken dates. Barbie is lithe and acrobatic, so having to stilt-walk like this didn’t pose as a problem for her. We can do anything, right, Barbie?
Who Let the Cats Out
It’s like a classic spin-off of Baha Men’s Who Let the Dogs Out. But instead of any dogs going nuts, it’s felines running amok after the mailman lets them out. This pet lover couldn’t have his litter running for the door. He writes notes for the mailman and posts them outside his flat.
He even went so far as informing the mailman that every single one of his cats will dash for it. Not even the big cat will allow his weight to slow him down. Is this a sign of poor parenthood, that these cats will want to escape the moment freedom is presented to them?
Way to a Woman’s Heart
This man’s wife had her birthday in a couple of days. Weeks prior, he had come up with the perfect birthday surprise. He collected a bunch of her photos and then went to the nearest supply store. He couldn’t wait for the big day to arrive!
Now we understand why men struggle to clear the path to a woman’s heart. Sure, he was able to choose the best-looking pictures of his wife. But she wouldn’t want to have them displayed on the lawn like this. Women love to be shown off in public, but never as cardboard pictures. Try flailing tube men!
Swift Parking
This really shouldn’t come as a surprise. From dusk until dawn, there’s only one genre of music blaring from our neighbor’s speakers. And it had been sung by one special artist. She’s easy on the eyes but a pain to listen to. As a matter of fact, if you read this message right here, you’d be able to guess who we’re talking about.
Why don’t we just shake it off? Our neighbors seem pretty harmless. Otherwise what decent-minded adult would play Taylor Swift’s songs nonstop. We knew they were trouble when they walked in the neighborhood. Trouble, trouble, trouble!
Neat Decorations
It’s 9 am. You’re half-asleep, and you feel the first few waves of a migraine. You wake up a few minutes before the alarm rings, and you reach blindly for it. Despite several attempts to hit the snooze button, you fail to silence the noise of an alarm. It takes you a few minutes to realize that the thumping is coming from the wall.
You draw the curtains back and see your neighbor’s kid taking his aim at your wall. You curse under your breath and vow to silence the noise. What perfect way to deflate those balls with a few spikes soldered on your window grills. Look at that. Who knew they could make a neat decoration.
Sure Delivery
Don’t you hate it when you’re set to receive a package? You cancel all your appointments and reserve this day for a classic binge-watch. You choose a safe movie- one that’s neither a snuff horror because you might not hear the bell ring, nor is it a cheesy chick-flick because you might sleep through it. But despite all the precautions you’ve taken, the UPS person fails to deliver your package!
To keep that from happening, this person chose to leave a note by the door. There’s no way that UPS guy can shrug his shoulders and say that there was nobody at home. He better bring rain and fury upon that door. Ram it down if he has to because that package is urgent!
Watch the Band Go
Walking your dog is important. How come? It provides him physical exercise, and it zaps his boredom. It’s like maintaining the gears of a well-oiled machine. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to play with you. It’s also a great way to bond with him. That’s probably why this couple brought their pets on their morning walk too!
To keep them fit, the sensible thing would have been to set them free. Let them flap those wings in the wind. But parrots love talking as much as they need flying. So while these copycats are taking in the view of the neighborhood, they are singing in chorus about wheels, the dog, or that innocent mailman. Werk, work, werk, work, werk.
Fur and Woof
This man has an odd way of working out his neck muscles. Sure, they’re an important muscle group, but this isn’t how we suggest you strengthen them. It’s a definite showstopper. But it’s a danger for our buddy there. How about working with weights?
The plus-side is that he’s got a fur beany on his head. Unlike other beanies, this one has an alarm system set in. It will woof and growl at anyone who stands too close to this man. He will just have to feed it a couple of treats from to time. It seems like a fair trade.
Boulder by the Door
If you want to keep thieves away, best consider this home security system. You can get it for only a couple of dollars. All you have to do is wait a couple of minutes; half an hour tops! You will have a professional wrestler guarding the door for free! How else can you top that?
Anyone who tries to break that door down will end up with a dislocated shoulder or a fractured leg. How else can you move The Rock out of the way? Let’s hope your neighbors aren’t well-versed with football or wrestling. They’re going to do a double-take the moment they see Dwayne by your door. That isn’t a good thing if you want to deflect attention.
Gets You Every Time
You can only imagine how many times this painting has got us. We don’t know if it is a cute trick to end the night on a laugh or if it is meant to waste our time. What do you think? One thing is for sure; it’s a good way to stall goodbyes.
To outdo our neighbor, we would probably hide the switch behind the painting. That way, they’ll keep on trying to switch off the lights. The moment they ask us how we’ll blindly point the painting to them. It’s just there! Can’t you see it? And then we’ll watch them make a fool of themselves a bit more.
Kids in Their Nappies
Being a parent can be tough. You have to juggle your responsibilities at work and then come home to a messy household. Unlike work, there are no days off for parents. But that doesn’t mean that life becomes utterly unbearable. There are ways by which parents cope.
To keep from cleaning after your babies, snap on some nappies around their waist. That way, you wouldn’t have to worry about laundering their soiled cloth baby diapers. If you’re a mum to pets, you wouldn’t have to worry about bringing that duster and bin. Just check every few hours, dispense, and change. Keep that bottom dry!
Thith Ith Gonna be Fun!
Don’t you just love garage sales? We go crazy when we hear our neighbors are hosting one. There are so many things to go through – that table you were so envious about, those curtains that feel like velvet, and that dress that’s absolutely to-die-for! Plus you’re going to buy them at a cheap cost. It really shouldn’t come as a surprise why we were ecstatic when we came across this.
That lithpth ith getthing to uth(that lisp is getting to us). We couldn’t help but laugh at this cute advertisement. Even if you weren’t going to buy anything at the sale, you’d probably drop by to applaud them for that sign. Now how about heading down to Thunderbird Circle? See you there!
Urban Legend Come to Life
If you live in a neighborhood where shady accounts are common, you’d have to be ingenious to secure your property. This man knew that his neighbors were good at deactivating security systems, breaking into houses, and shutting off car alarms. So he had to come up with another failsafe idea to keep them from stealing his ride.
Enter Jason Voorhes – the main antagonist of the Friday the 13th Franchise. This madman has a burning need to avenge his mother…and now his master. He will stop at nothing to keep this ride safe from thieves. The next time you need a bodyguard, refer to the full list of slasher films.
Say What
This couple was surprised to open the door to their neighbor who had rung the doorbell. It was snowing outside. Their neighbor had been covered from head to foot and was hunched over while holding a plate of cookies. With a curt greeting, the latter offered the plate of cookies and nodded goodbye. Within a couple of minutes, that plate of cookies turned into a plate of crumbs. Time to do the dishes!
Who wouldn’t be taken aback after reading that? Wondering whether it was a prank or a kind gesture, the two heaved over the kitchen sink. They were struggling to remember whether the cookies tasted ok. But when they had dipped them in hot cocoa, everything tasted divine! What a scare!
Cheap Security
What is it nowadays that causes people to resort to quick-money making schemes or theft to secure assets? It’s putting a premium on security services. When one man saw the prices for surveillance cameras, he decided he’d fall back on old-school scare tactics. After leaving the shop, he went straight to the Halloween store.
It doesn’t matter what age you are. This will give you the creeps. Now, even his neighbors are complaining about that woman staring out from the window. To be fair, it’s a great way to surveil people around you. All you have to do is wear the mask, sit still, and observe people walk past your house. And it’s all for a couple quid!
Trip to Japan
This man has got a millionaire for a neighbor. Every morning he drives past a monster with its keloid-scar scales and atomic breath. Its eyes are turned towards his neighbor’s house as if locking its sight on its target. With its sheer size, no wonder it’s hailed. Long live the king!
One fun fact about Godzilla is that it was inspired by the atomic bombings in Japan. That’s why Gojira(AKA Godzilla) has keloid scars all over its body. Those scars are characteristic of Hiroshima-bombing survivors. Its atomic heat beam shouldn’t come as a surprise either, given that weaponized nuclear and atomic energy destroys indiscriminately. This is the stuff of horror movies.
Perfect for Halloween
Why is Halloween one of the best times of the year? You get to unleash your inner genius! People come up with the best costumes while hanging out with friends. You can trick or treat no matter your age. There are so many parties to crash. And lastly, you get to tell people your innermost fears!
One thing is for sure, those decorations are scarier than Halloween. No ghoul will ever want to travel to this house. Call it a bad agenda, but all sense and reason flew out the window when these two called the shots. Told you Halloween is one of the best times of the year!
Friendly Spat
Cover that pot and wait for those kernels to pop! We’re going to prep a bowl of popcorns for this neighborly spat. On one side of the ring stands a Xennial. On the other rests, Bob, a boomer. Bob advised his neighbor to have the latter’s fence painted. It’s become an eyesore for everyone, the extent of which depends on who’s looking. Guess how Bob’s neighbor took it.
He painted his fence. We don’t know how else Bob can complain. His neighbor had granted his request. Besides, it’s not his fence, so Bob should probably back off. We suggest that he find another view to set his sights on. This round clearly goes to the Xennial!
One Size Fits All
Our neighbor likes plants to some extent. He could do better tending them, but at least he tries. He had recently acquired a new plant. Wanting to decorate his lawn, he placed it there. It’s a beautiful plant, but its planter is taking all the glory.
We can only imagine where he gets his fertilizer. Try as you might, you won’t find a compost pit anywhere. We hope he doesn’t go out in the dead of the night and deposit there. If he did, we wouldn’t be surprised. That planter allows him to hit two birds with one stone – tending to those plants and preserving his dung.