40+ Reasons Why Anyone Will Want to Kanga-Hop Away From Australia Real Fast

**Trigger Warning** Huge Snakes and other creepy crawlies ahead… proceed and read with caution.

If you have a great fear of spurting lava and steaming ash erupting from a volcano, then move to Australia. It’s the only continent in the world without an active volcano. People there also have great humor. It’s reported that one Aussie tried to sell New Zealand on eBay. With a biodiverse land, hospitable people, and great sights, it’s hard to imagine why anyone wouldn’t want to go to the land of Oz.

Well, for one, there are as many venomous stone fishes and invertebrates that could do you harm as there are beaches there. Just so you can understand how many beaches there are, if you were to visit one each day, it would take you 27 years to visit them all.

Australia also has very harsh climates. Just last year, summer temperatures averaged 30.7°C, with the hottest peaking at over 50°C. Almost 90% of the population live along the coast where it’s cooler. Much of the interior landmass is desert… with snakes, termites, and centipedes.

Despite your neighbors living remotely from you, there’s never a dull day in the land of Oz – not with these critters keeping you company.

Make A Jelly Wish!

Living by the beach is pretty much like having a courier deliver packages to you without placing an order. You never know what will wash up on its shore. On their morning walk, these folks spotted a gelatinous mass, spread out to about a meter and a half. They poked it with their foot. Failing to make sense of it, they alerted the local authorities.

This jellyfish had been expressly delivered by the rough waters of Howden, Tasmania, Australia. Scientists claim that this is a whopper! Sure, they had been able to retrieve samples of big jellyfish, but not one this big. If you must know, these wonders aren’t dangerous, but they can sting. So it’s good that these kids only prodded it with their shoes.

Shows You Who’s The Real Boss

Just so you know, the snake that’s hanging from his mouth is venomous. Coastal Taipan snakes deliver a fatal dose of venom – nearly 12 times the dose that would kill an adult male. When cornered or attacked, it can bite several times. You’ll be bubbling from the mouth in half an hour.

The interesting thing about this Green Tree Frog is that it had nearly swallowed the whole snake whole. It had been bitten several times over. It wasn’t going to let that serpent get away. Miraculously, it survived. That’s how you know frogs are the real bosses.

When He Says He Likes Long-Legged Girls

Reddit user PineappleD**do posted this picture of herself online. So many people reacted to it. Many others shared it with their friends. Who wouldn’t? Look at those darn legs. What a beauty! They’re long, slim, and lithe. There are so many of them; we have lost count!

“Believe it or not, this is one of the least dangerous spiders we have in Australia.” Frankly, PineappleD**do, this doesn’t allay our concern in the least bit. What do you mean least dangerous spider? They can jump at you, fall from the surface to escape, but most importantly, move lightning-quick! Experts say they don’t bite. Just don’t provoke them.

Do You Have A Size Zero?

Thrift shop owners claim that this happens to them at least twice a week. They open their stores and welcome customers inside. Anyone is received, really, including this 19-foot, 37-pound python. It had wanted to find a tube in this charity store. Hey lady, tssss, do you have a size zero?

Guess what it had been up to prior to window-shopping. It was busy eating something. Police suspected that it hissed its way through the store’s roof, fell into the ceiling and into the shop.Police removed the serpent from the shop. But the bad news is that they couldn’t put it in cuffs. Nothing had been stolen.

Roger Roo…*swipe right

Australia has a lot of hunks. If you’re trying to find a decent partner who exceeds your standards, best travel here. Turn on your GPS, open the Tinder app, and then swipe away. It hadn’t even been more than 30 minutes when we matched with this hulk of a fellow. His name is Roger Roo.

Just look at those abs! How divine! This alpha boss stood at 6ft 7 inches and weighed around 89 kilograms. He could crush a metal bucket in his hands with that build. With visitors nearby, he would cluck his tongue against the roof of his mouth. That meant other males should stay away from his (twelve) lady kangaroos. As of writing, Roger has passed away. He died at the age of 12 years old.

Out To Have A Haircut

Summers in Australia are scorching hot. Temperatures reach well into the high 30°Cs. Aussies swear by wearing cotton sandos and shorts. Most people get haircuts. That way there won’t be clumps of hair sticking to their soaked backs and shoulders. These critters wanted in on the bandwagon.

So they aligned themselves and started heading for the barber shop. The only sad thing is that Tussock Moth Caterpillar’s hairs can cause severe itch and rashes. If they barged into that shop, the barber would toss them into soapy water to kill them. All that effort gone to waste!

Creature Of The Night

If you hear or read the word Halloween, images of cobwebs, Dracula and mummies come to mind. The picture wouldn’t be complete without bats screeching in the background. Well, it’s not even Halloween in Australia, and there are things that go thud in the night…like this Megabat.

Hewoo neighvor, Imma hang for just a vit. And as he closes his eyes, you’re left to estimate his full size. Megabats can grow up to a foot in length. With wings open, they span about 5 feet 6 inches long. Just imagine your roughly tall female cousin lying down. That’s how wide this bat’s hug is. Although they feed mainly on fruits, it’s best to leave it alone.

Just A Couple Of Aussies Carpooling

Australia isn’t for the faint-hearted. Just this summer, bushfires razed the country’s forests and killed some of its residents. Within a couple of months, Australia was hit by flash floods, leaving many communities on the east coast without electricity. Despite these climate disasters, Aussies grow more resilient. Camaraderie and cooperation is on a high. Just look at these critters below.

During that flashflood, cane toads were washed out into Aussies’ dams. Here’s a couple of them hitching a ride atop their (normally-hostile) neighbor. They saw that the python had a long back and that it wouldn’t bite itself. So they hopped on it and croaked the whole night long…for everyone’s entertainment.

Get Your Girl A Fancy Ring

Tell your girl you love her by giving her a fancy ring. You don’t have to overspend. You just need to be a bit creative. Instead of giving her something that can find in any jewelry store, give her a living, breathing octopus. This one is bound to shock her…literally.

The Blue-Lined Octopus is quite a beauty. But it’s a highly venomous sea creature. If you come across one, you’ll notice its pale-brown color. It only appears sparkling blue when it is hunting or agitated. So when you see it shimmering its neon lights, best leave it alone. Its venom will cause your partner to lose her breath.

Who Wants To be A Snack, err Who Wants A Snack?

Imgur user robededog89 uploaded this picture of a saltwater crocodile. He says that he comes from Darwin, Australia. The country has a rich biodiversity. That basically means that their rivers and forests are full of monstrosities. Here’s one of them feeding on a snack.

This saltwater croc’s name is Nifty. He’s only about six meters long. You needn’t worry about how close he is to the boat. Or how small the boat seems compared to Nifty’s massive size. Only some of Nifty’s kind attack humans. They’re just as scared of us as we are of them. Just don’t disturb them during their snacking period, or yank that meat as a surprise.

Cute Ruler!

Those living along Australia’s east coast and those in Queensland use a peculiar ruler. They often have trouble finding it. That’s because their 12-inch ruler takes the color of its background. You have to use these things with care. Pick them up gently during use.

Although they look terrifying, Goliath stick insects are pretty harmless. They feed on Acacia, Guava and Eucalyptus leaves. Being shy creatures, they scavenge during the night. If you come across one, they will most likely hide from you, but if you gain their trust, they might just let you hold them. Most of their species do not have thorns or spikes. Those that do only use them to pinch predators. They may draw blood from you, but that’s about it. Shucks, where’d our ruler go?

This Episode On Animal Planet…

In this episode of Animal Planet, we will travel to the wetlands, billabongs, and creeks of Australia. There you will come across this shy animal. It stays well away from others of its kind and humans. But make no mistake, freshwater crocodiles can retaliate when cornered. Here you can see one…being swallowed whole. *end credits

Too bad this freshwater crocodile found itself within the stomach walls of a olive python. Guess its jaws hadn’t scared the 13-foot snake. It must have struggled to break free. But with its jaws clamped shut, it couldn’t inflict damage. We hope it had a quick death. Because it takes months for a olive python to digest the whole of this freshwater crocodile.

Nowhere is Safe

See that blob floating inside that vial? That’s the Irukandji Jellyfish. It doesn’t look like it, but the heartless sea creature can deliver a sting that’s 100 times more potent than a cobra. Not only is it difficult to spot, but it’s nearly invisible when you’re wading the coastal waters of Tropical North Queensland. It’s only one to two centimeters in diameter!

The tell-tale signs that they’re bobbing in the water with you are blooming clusters of ‘crushed glass or ice’ at the high-tide line. These are actually salps – another form of invertebrates. If you feel sea lice in the water, please head to shore! Those stung by this jellyfish have complained of body pain, shooting pains in the chest and muscles, and difficulty in breathing and those are the lucky ones.

Live Decoration For Show And Tell

One of the perks when living in Australia is that you won’t have to worry about what your kid will bring to show-and-tell. There are so many insects and animals to choose from. Until now, their scientists are still uncovering facts about each. It’s just that with its size, this insect may be bringing your kid to show-and-tell. Okay, classmates, what I have here is a hooman.

It has taken so many people aback. Reddit user zachlemoore quirked, shoot first, make new kid later; whereas C727494 commented, What son? I no longer have a son…friggin bug carried him off to show-and-tell! The largest of these critters is about 21 inches long. Expect this little boy to come home with all his limbs intact. Stick bugs only feed on plants.

Nice Shrine, Aye?

Several people came across this tree-tall structure. They cocked their heads and wondered who had built it and what it was for. Its walls were porous. If you ran your hand across it, you would feel your palm creased with dirt and clay soil. Within a couple of minutes, they saw the builders of this magnificent structure. You would need to use a magnifying lens, though.

It’s a termite mound! The beautiful thing about termites is that they can build these structures without the need of a single foreman. It’s a collective plan embedded in their DNA and passed on over the years. What geniuses, right? These structures take years to build and at risk of collapse from heavy rainfall or a flood. But don’t you worry, our hardworking termites will scurry to rebuild the part of the structure that fell.

Feet Off The Ground

It may sound like a bummer, but beachgoers are advised to wear thick shoes when wading some off the coastal waters. You may step on one of these thinking it’s a harmless, lifeless stone. Once you do, the spines on its back will pop up and release venom. To give this highly venomous fish some credit, its defense mechanism isn’t built to kill you but to thwart off predators.

Unless you get medical attention, you could wade lifeless in the water in less than an hour. A good first aid trick is to apply hot water or to place a warm compress over the sting. That renders the toxin inactive, at least until medics can administer the antivenom. So what do you say about wearing flippers next time?

Swat’s Happening, Friends?

Whatever season or celebration, Aussies have a plus one (or gazillion). Their folks RSVP themselves at family occasions. It doesn’t matter where they come from; they’ll get there in time. They’ll announce their arrival with a peck on the cheek or by tickling your neck. These guys have no boundaries.

And that is why Australia has tons of spiders too. It’s to keep these folks at bay. The worst of them are mosquitoes, but bush flies are equally annoying. They are born into dung, feed off it, and then they spread their wings to find mates. The cycle repeats to create thousands upon thousands of flies. The silver lining? They recycle rotting organic matter. So the next time one or several lands on you, you know just how much time you have left.

When The Caffeine Hits You

Our early morning routine consists of hitting the snooze button a couple of times, stretching, and then kissing our partner good morning. Depending on our bladder capacity, we’d head to the kitchen to make coffee or empty the tank in the toilet. Bet you wouldn’t need that caffeine hit, if you see this greeting you in the dunny(toilet).

Yep, you’d be jolted awake. Forget brewed coffee…or emptying your bladder. You would most likely draw back, alert the authorities, or take matters into your own hands. We can’t see Reddit user Haga having been able to smash the snake to smithereens. To make matters worse, where is he going to take a dump next time? In the wild outdoors…where that thing lives!

Your Seasonal Visitor

We all have that visitor we don’t invite, but who drops by the house every season. For some, it might be in-laws; for Australians, it would be the Black Portuguese Millipede. These were accidentally introduced onto the continent in the 1950s, after that, they decided to invade the land. You won’t see them hanging about during the daytime. But they will come out during rainy weather in spring and autumn.

Because they’ve grown in number out of epic proportions, some find their way into houses and railroad tracks. In 2009, train schedules had to be canceled because these creeping bodies disturbed signaling equipment. In 2013, they caused a minor train cash. The train couldn’t brake properly since their bodies provided less friction against the wheels and the tracks. Yikes!

What The Hail Is Going On?

One of the things we consider when immigrating to a foreign country is the number of seasons they have. In most Southeast Asian countries, there are only two. In countries where there are four, the next thing to ask is whether or not they have instances of hail. Because the next time you hear someone thudding your roof, ask yourself, what the hail is going on?

Yes, those hailstones are roughly the same size as billiard balls. Some are even bigger. In case you migrate to Australia, how about building a stone house. These hailstones may chip away bits and pieces of stone, but at least you’d sleep soundly at night, knowing it won’t tear the place apart.

Caught In A Web

In America, there are four seasons – spring, summer, fall, and winter. In Australia, it’s more or less the same, plus one – spider season. Our eight-legged friends leave their homes to find clubs and disco bars to copulate in. They’re most active during the night. That’s when they make rad webs like these.

Australians call it Spider Frost. It’s a primal mode of survival. After spiders dance with their mates, female spiders weave large webs to lay her eggs in. That’s where they will hatch. The space also keeps her children from being carried updraft or being washed away during heavy rains. That’s one smart momma!

Want A Gummy Slug?

You wouldn’t believe it, but this thing is a slug! We know, it’s cute! Like other slugs, it leaves a trail of saliva. This one had just spent the night scavenging for lichen, fungi, and moss. So, it was pretty easy to track down. With so much food found at the foot of Mount Kaputar, these gummy slugs grow to about eight inches long!

Mount Kaputar has its own story to tell. When it erupted 17 million years ago, it spared a small patch of land(four square miles) from destruction. It grew lush and habitable, whereas the rest of the surrounding area turned arid. Now, it’s invertebrates such as this gummy slug help the ecosystem thrive.

By All Means, Carry On

By now, you should know that animals feel and act the same way we do. They need a little space, some breathing room to live in. Second, if you corner them, they will lash out at you. Third, they have different coping mechanisms. And lastly, we have learned that animals need some privacy too.

By all means, carry on. Don’t let us disturb you. We’ll tread lightly and be on our way. We won’t even take a peek. That’s the last thing we would do if we had caught our friends in such uncompromising positions. We have heard that female Tiger Snakes are good lovers. They hold their partners’ sperm from over the winter until her ovulation the next season. Someone’s excited to be a parent!

Got Ourselves A Visitor

Before you cross Australia off your tourist destination spots, know that their residents are very hospitable people. They will come to check up on you in your house. It doesn’t seem like a big deal, but remember that your neighbors live pretty remotely from you. Here is one of them paying a friendly visit.

It will gently tap its legs against the glass window, wave hello, and then wait for you to open the door. Without you saying so, it will guard the perimeter from dusk until dawn unless it finds a juicy snack somewhere else. It’s a very patient spider. It will not budge even if you shoo it away. It just wants to make sure you’re safe for the night.

How About Freshwaters?

Despite the number of reasons why you shouldn’t go to Australia, you’re still inspired to hop on the next flight there. You have just got to cross this one off your bucket list. Besides, you can always stay clear of coasts or terrain where you find the critters on this list. So far, the safest option for a staycation would be freshwater swimming right? Wrong!

In simple terms, these are zombies. They feed off your brain! Entry points include your mouth and your nose. That’s why you’re well advised to keep your head above the water. Don’t worry; incidence rates are rare. In case you want to jump in , enjoy a freshwater bath, bring a thermometer! How else would you know if the water is beyond 24°C?

Serve Me, Hooman

Of all the items on this list, this would probably make you book a trip to the land of Oz. Koalas are cute, tree-climbers with a love for eucalyptus leaves. You can only guess how they smell – like your middle-aged self. They smell like cough drops, oil liniments, and menthol camphor from eating it. That’s why they probably love belly rubs a lot. They’ve got a lot of muscle aches from climbing…or eating.

Now, why would a Koala make us want to kanga-hop away from Australia? That’s because you’re inclined to give this marsupial a belly rub every hour of the day. Who can resist them? And better yet, how will you get any work done. We can’t tear our fingers away from his belly. Can you? Serve me, hooman!

Deep In Its Guts

Here’s another competition between two predators. Both have scaly skins and can thrive in the harshest environments. These two princes rely on the temperature of their surroundings. The sun beat down on their backs as they stared each other down in the marshes. In half an hour, a victor emerged – the croc.

The snake hissed within the belly of the croc. It coiled itself within one corner. At least it’s dark. There’s also room to sleep in. But the impatient snake was also feeling hungry. It turned its head to the hole, sensing that food was on its way. When it did, the snake hissed. Why does it smell of gym socks?

What’s A Croc Doing There?

At first glance, it appears to be a crocodile. How is it able to latch on the brick wall like that? That’s because it’s not a croc. It’s a Lace Monitor Lizard. These can grow up to two meters in length, and they can weigh as much as your three-year-old child. Yikes!

If you’re looking for a home, seeing this within the vicinity of the house is a definite deal-breaker. They eat a variety of things – eggs, nestling birds, reptiles, and even mammals. *cue loud gulp They are somewhat venomous. But don’t worry, these scaled reptiles are shy. They usually stay away from the hustle and bustle of cities and humans.

Give Him His Milk Money

This Adelaide mom did the rounds on the internet after she packed lunch for her son. Sure, she had good intentions. But it didn’t appear that way when her son unhooked the latch and then flung the lid open. Her son quickly stood up and flung himself backward.

No biggie. It’s such a small snake it wouldn’t be able to do anyone any harm. If you must know, that’s the second-most venomous snake in Australia. These Baby Brown Snakes are deadly! One drop of it is enough to kill a person. Why is it hiding in his lunchbox? Why, it’s to give him this forbidden fruit to munch on – the apple! Just one bite, ssss.

Uh-Neh-Muh-Nee… An Enemy

This immortal of a creature lives for a decade. Odd, considering it doesn’t have a brain to arm itself with or a heart to use. Its entirety is just a bunch of nerves. Most sea anemones are harmless. So if your skin brushes against one, you needn’t worry. There are, however, exceptions, such as the Armed Anemone.

It must have been very angry that it hadn’t been given a brain. So to compensate, it creates venom that it will harpoon into your skin. You’ll feel a certain stickiness, and then you’ll feel a hellish sting. Once this happens, use clean tweezers to remove visible spines in your wound. Seek a doctor and tell him about an enemy you met at the beach.

Whos’ the Hunk

It had been some time since we had heard from our friend. We decided to pay him a visit. We rang the bell a couple of times. He yelled that he was in the back and that we could let ourselves in. We hadn’t known that he had a visitor. Being the shy type, we mouthed who’s the hunk?

Despite its rugged back, you could make out the sinew of its powerful muscles. We hurriedly contacted the local council. It turns out that our friend hadn’t known that he shouldn’t touch cane toads. Their skin secretes bufotoxins that are irritating on the skin. Some had forgotten to wash their hands after touching one, and found themselves in the ER complaining of a burning sensation around their eyes. What a painful way to learn…

When Centipede Meets Snake

We aren’t just talking about regular-looking centipedes. This one grows to about a foot in length. Its front pair of legs are curved around its head. That’s what this snake should have stayed clear of, because it’s the pair that delivers venom into its prey.

This venomous centipede usually feeds on insects, worms, and snails. But as you can see, it enjoys a little delicacy from time to time. It must have found its diet wanting of protein. So it decided to get itself a snake for dinner. Reckon it tasted like chicken?

Might As Well Go Barefoot

If there’s anything Australia is good at, it’s breaking the all-time temperature record. In December last year, they had endured an average maximum temperature of 41.9C. It’s so hot that Aussies ditch the pants and the shoes. Their favorite attire consists of cotton shorts and thongs. Now, you know what gift you can give them this Christmas.

Forget socks and shoes. That’s equivalent to a lump of coal. Flip-flops are the candy canes to their Christmas socks. Just ask them what their favorite color is and then pick a pair from their favorite brand. You could also give them a new air-conditioning unit/mist fan, just in case you feel like going overboard.

Honey, Stop Blocking The Light

One of the most important things to have when working from home is proper lighting. How else would you be able to get anything done? One afternoon, this man ran his hand across his face and felt his stubble. He had to shave. He went into the toilet, switched on the light, and applied the cream. A shadow danced on the wall. He thought it was his wife. He was shaving his neck when he said, honey can you stop blocking the light? The shadow hissed.

This man should have used that razor on its head. Pounced on it while its head was turned. But he wouldn’t take any chances. He silently retreated and asked his wife to call the shelter. As they say, in Australia, everything is trying to kill you, even your ceiling lamp.

To Make Matters Worse…

This is the stuff of nightmares. Your eight-legged frenemy comes over uninvited, hangs out on the kitchen wall or your bathroom, and then stares at you to come hither. You want things to end smoothly, so you get a broom and then fence an imaginary foe. It won’t budge. So you’re left with Option B.

There are so many species of them. This one looks like a Shaggy Jumping Spider. We dig the precautions this guy undertook- the knife, the helmet, and the basin. But he forgot one thing – long sleeves. These spiders can jump to about 16 centimeters or half a foot. And they only jump when hunting, escaping, or facing prey. One thing is for sure when catching one, brace for impact!

A Typical Day Looks Like…

A match-off between two predators. The contenders in this match are this large bull shark and a one-armed crocodile named Brutus. Place your bets folks, because this party is just about to start. We shall discover the true king of this mangrove swamp.

Brutus is an elderly crocodile. But for his age, he was quick to snap his jaws on this 1.5-meter long bull shark. It hadn’t been a quick death. The shark was alive when cruise passengers saw it take a hit. Then Brutus carried it into the water, wagging it around like a trophy. That croc is the real Adelaide king!

Ocupado

It must have been the mac n’ cheese. But whatever it was that upset your stomach is telling you you’ve gotta go unload. Your stomach’s rumbling, and you can’t take the pain. The cool wind from the fan sends a shiver down your back. You shiver uncontrollably and reach for the toilet paper. You clench your glutes and then hurry inside the cubicle. Sadly, you find it occupied.

Use the next toilet pal. Now, you wouldn’t want this python to give your rear a smooch. So you gently let go of the lid and then retreat into the corner. Someone really ought to fix that sign on the door. Had you known this toilet was taken, you wouldn’t have bothered to lift the lid.

I’ll Bill You Next Month!

Australia is relatively cheaper to live in compared to London, Paris, or some states of America. But resources are often remote from your house. That makes it expensive. Some ways Australians cut back on costs is to recycle their water and rely on solar energy. They also place these critters to ensure that their meters aren’t read.

Would you dare poke that mother spider away? We suggest that you Google what kind it is and to check if it’s venomous. If you aren’t sure, tell the house owner you’ll bill her next month the cumulative amount. To calm your nerves, know that Australia has a decent supply of antivenom. Plus, these spiders’ venom aren’t made for larger animals, like humans. They’re most effective for small prey, given that they’re delivered in small quantities.

Go Electric..sss…sss.

We know that fuel has so many negative side effects on the environment. But we keep using them because they give us more mileage! Despite environmentalists calling for renewable energy sources, we have noticed more and more gas stations lining the highways. Well, this critter thought he could balance the odds.

Sssstop ussssthing gassthsss. Go Electric! If you so much as attempt to get reach for the holding valve, it will hiss and spittle at you. For once, this serpent is doing a good deed. We hope God is taking note. It’s just that for this good deed, he’s willing to take a life.

What Treats Does This Piñata Hold?

When we see Piñatas, the child in us shrieks. Give us a bat, it says. So the moment we saw this wonder, we couldn’t help but imagine sweets falling over our head and plastic scrunching against the floor. We will swing our full torso and then land a hit on one of these…pinecones.

Yes, that’s actually a pinecone. It weighs roughly 10 pounds. It falls from the Bunya tree, which soars as high as 30-45 meters. Residents stay away from these types of trees. Because as you have guessed, there have been reports of this massive pinecone splitting the skulls of people walking by. Wham!

Master Huntsman

This eight-legged creature loves to catch its prey using a basket. It weaves its wool-like net patiently and then tests its elasticity by spreading it with its legs. It will do a couple of test demos and then position itself. Given its eight legs, it will use two hind pairs to anchor itself. It will hold the net with its front four legs and then wait unmoving.

It has good eyesight, probably beats your 20/20 vision. The moment it sees something walk across its line of vision, it will immediately draw forward and envelop the prey with the net. Without wasting a second, it will burrito-wrap then bite into it. This will cripple the insect, making it easier to carry it to its nest. Light the candles and prepare the finest silverware! This huntsman will be having a feast.

Poor Fella

Property owners have had multiple sightings of pythons. They have gotten used to seeing them, that they’ve made a competition about which python visitor was the largest. These snakes grow to such lengths that they’re able to devour a wallaby! Just look below..

We can’t even lift our bags from one floor up to the next. Whereas this python is lifting a drenched 20-kilogram body 10 feet from the ground. Talk about ab strength! Even for Aussies, this is an unusual thing to see. They usually don’t attack animals that are that big.

Look At This Mean Sucker

This is one mean sucker, literally. Not only will it leech off you or your pet, but its venom will also paralyze you days after it bites into your skin. You might mistake their bites for that of mosquitoes. There’s itching on the site, and you might feel a slight bump. But what distinguishes it from the latter is a facial droop or paralysis, muscle weakness, and unsteady gait. The culprit is only 1 centimeter big.

But it can grow to about thrice its size after feeding. This one(on the right) might have fed on its prey for more than a week. They sport a black or brown color, but when engorged, they give off a silver, grey or white appearance. If you find one of these bloodsuckers on you, use a tweezer to remove them carefully. The more you prod them, the more likely they’re able to release digestive fluids into your bloodstream. Sounds like the stuff of nightmares!

Just Checking How Healthy Your Soil Is

One of the best ways to determine how healthy your soil is is to burrow for earthworms. If there are plenty in your garden plot, chances are they’re able to aerate the soil layers. With more space between the clumps, water can seep deep and reach a plant’s burrowed roots. They also leave behind poop, which is a valuable source of nutrients.

When this man found this gi-normous earthworm in his backyard, he couldn’t help but smile! Not only was he the proud owner of the world’s largest earthworm, but his soil was healthy. We mean, look for yourself. That lawn is a crispy green. Oh, the number of plants we would plant in this man’s backyard.

What Would A Scorpio Be Without Its Sting?

A man woke from his light sleep. He fumbled for his clock and then set for the bathroom. He groggily switched on the lights and had been awakened by the sight before him. A ceiling spider had cast its hold on a scorpion! How can a spider be able to set prey on something twice its size?

Knowing that a scorpion is only as powerful as its sting, this ceiling spider immobilized the latter’s stinger. Then it spun its web around its pincers, and eventually, the scorpion’s body. The spider hoisted this unlucky scorpion a few feet from the ceiling, where it hung suspended until the next day. The spider inched itself closer and bit into its prey. Within a couple of seconds, the scorpion had been totally paralyzed.

Snake On A Plane

This is the Samuel L. Jackson film that we have been waiting to see. Quite literally, this three-meter scrub python decided to hitch a ride. It squeezes itself into tight spaces where there’s frequently bound to be a rodent. But who would have thought it would coil itself on one wing of a Qantas plane?

It was a matter of life or death for this scrub python. The plane was flying at 400 km/h winds, and it had been 12 degrees outside at cruising altitude. About a foot of its tail was sliced off by the jet engine. No, it hadn’t been juiced up into pieces. In fact, it had managed to hold on until the plane’s descent, but it had lost a lot of blood along the way. In a couple of minutes, it lay lifeless.

You Said To Give You A Hand

Prepping food in the kitchen can feel like a chore. You have to plan beforehand, procure the items, dice them up, and then cook them. You would also have to set the table, then wash the dishes afterward – all done at least thrice a day! Just thinking about it gives us a migraine. What about asking someone to give you a hand?

Which hand would you like Karen? The spider raises one leg and then taps it lightly on one of the function buttons. Time to stop the microwave. Your kid likes it warm, not burnt to a crisp. Please get the oven mitts. Wear them over me. I’ll do the job. While I’m at it, let me take a bite of that scrumptious pie!

On Different Territory

Dingos are basically wild dogs known for their speed and agility. They’re usually shy animals, preferring to stay away from humans. But if you gain their trust, you will learn that they’re pretty affectionate mammals. Like wolves, they hunt in packs. In rare instances, they’ll hunt alone, especially when prey washes up on different territory.

Yes, this Dingo has a fondness for sushi. It lifted its snout and smelled the ocean air. It saw this shark struggling on the beach. Wanting to taste some of that umami goodness, it bit in. That was when someone chanced upon it devouring the shark. The rest is pretty much history, as is this fish.

Buy a Python, Not A Pike

Known as Dracula’s distant cousin, Megabats sleep upside down with their feet attached to tree branches or your house’s gutter. They travel large distances – what with their wings spreading to about 5 feet in length. If you’re a fruit lover, then you’ll find some competition with these winged creatures of the night. But that’s better than having them leech of us humans, right?

Given that they’re pretty harmless, we couldn’t help but feel sad when we saw one being devoured by a python. These fights take a couple of minutes, with the Megabat struggling for air. Sometimes they win, but most often, they fall prey. Their wings are best used for taking flight, not for fending off pythons.