40+ Horrible Designs That Will Make You Say ‘Yuck’

If you’re planning to sell a product, then you will need to spend time and work on the aesthetics to make sure that it looks as marketable as possible. Appearance plays a huge role in designing a product, which should be appealing and pleasing to the eye. If you’re unconvinced, just look at women’s clothing. It doesn’t matter if it feels uncomfortable or if it is actually itchy, as long as it looks good enough for her to want to swipe her card. On the other side, we don’t know what these people had in mind when they came up with the items on this list. Were they planning to run themselves out of business? Or had they wanted to express their individual selves? Whatever the reason, these horrible designs will make you rethink your upholstery, your clothing, and even your juicer set.

Served Fresh

It isn’t easy to book a table at this restaurant. How come, you ask. Every single ingredient used is fresh. You could bet the school of fish and clams had just come in straight from the ocean. So, it’s understandable why everyone wants to dine here. As a matter of fact, here is one of the ingredients that have just been freshly caught!

His face says it all. How do you think it feels to be sitting in a cauldron of slowly boiling water? In a couple of minutes, this cashier attendant starts sweating like crazy. He hands over people’s changes and bids them to come again. Oh, we sure will, said one customer. But we can’t be sure if you’ll still be here by then.

Results Are Back

You fidget nervously on the seat. The nurse knocks and hands the chart over to the doctor. Results are in. The doctor thumbs through the pages, nods, and then frowns at you. Well, it looks like you’ve been eating unhealthily. Cholesterol markers are up. But not to worry, just keep from eating canned goods and chunks of meat. While you’re at it, I suggest you buy this. It should help curb your appetite.

We couldn’t agree more. If anything, we would skip the eggs altogether. We turn to look at our wife and tell her, pancakes look good. I’ll have that, instead. Let’s lay off the fat for now. She smiles and nods her head. Who knew it would only take this egg yolk separator for a man to take his health seriously?

Do You Hear That?

We thought we heard something. It sounded like a herd of hooves coming from afar. With every passing second, the noise becomes more deafening. We hear raucous laughter – the kind that will make you shiver and want to hide. Then we encounter these men with newly tacked horseshoes.

Would you want your picture taken from this particular angle? Granted that those legs are well-sculpted, it’s still not something we would like to be seated on. Only drunken folks would dare sit on this and risk being laughed at. Oh, look – an ass!

Who Lives In A Conch Under the Sea

A painting of a pirate is flashed onscreen. Are you ready, kids? Kids eagerly answer, aye aye, captain! Shrill notes flow out of a flute. We’re certain you’re familiar with the lyrics. You could bet your life it’s the opening theme song to Spongebob Squarepants. But this looks like the wrong tv show.

Instead of a flute, music plays out of a harpsichord. The word has to do with God and salvation. Just a few seconds ago, you had wanted to jump on your bed. Now, you feel the need to sleep. Your eyelids feel heavy, and your fingers roll over imaginary beads. You blindly say amen and wait for this priest to say the final rites.

Meant To Put You Out of the Mood

Dad has been unusually supportive of his son for the upcoming prom. Not only had he told the latter to practice his moves or build endurance, but he had booked a room for two in a special hotel. It’s going to be a night to always remember, son. He hands over the keys and winks at the young man.

True to his word, his dad had booked a room. He gently prods his date to the 14th floor, where the room is located. He swipes the card, and the door swings open to reveal this uncanny room design. If any, this is meant to put anyone out of the mood. No wonder dad had been unusually supportive.

Well-Guarded Rear

When these folks bought the house, they couldn’t be more excited to live in it. It had three bedrooms, two bathrooms, and a great deal of space for their kids to play around. It seemed almost perfect. So when they pulled around to the back of the house, they knew the other shoe had just dropped.

Their car wouldn’t fit in the garage. How can that be? Dad walked to and fro the parking area and then figured that the bumper was jutting out. He knew they couldn’t take up part of the sidewalk. But maybe…just maybe… they could bend the law.

Got Something There

You’re out on a date. You and this guy had been talking for quite some time now. And it’s evident to you both that there is electric chemistry between you. You are wearing a leather jacket over a plain white tee, a mini-skirt, and heels. It’s obvious that you’re smoking hot. But things go awry when you take off your jacket.

He stammers. You, uh, have got something there. He points at you and then his armpits without tearing his gaze away from the spot. If you had intended to steal the show, you had definitely done it. He puts a hand over his mouth, blushes, and then ushers you from your seat. Guess a second date has been taken off the cards.

Twice the Bad Luck

Remember how some elevators would use even numbers? Or how they would skip the 13th floor altogether out of superstition? Well, this hotel has dismissed bad luck as an old wives’ tale. Business was booming, and clients were pouring in from all over the country.

Within a couple of days, guests complained that the sticker decals were too confusing. Slowly but surely, they canceled booking appointments, kept their stays brief, or switched hotels altogether. Might it be that this hotel is suffering from losses after featuring “13” twice? That’s twice the bad luck.

Crocs Devouring Chicken

Just when you thought Crocs designs couldn’t get any worse than they already are, someone came up with this. They had been inspired by their finger-lickin’ devotion to KFC Chicken. Original and hand-made, these croc designs made rounds on social media for being…well… grotesque.

Bet Colonel Sanders would roll over his grave if he saw his face patched and printed on a pair of these. The businessman had always been enthusiastic about entrepreneurial stints, but there was a good reason why he chose to live a comfortable life after selling KFC. That’s to keep his image free from this type of marketing.

Faux Pas

This won’t be the first or the last time that a brand has tried marketing a fashion faux pas. Could it be because they are losing inspiration for fashion pieces? This seems to be the general trend in recent time. Pieces are recycled and then bought at overpriced rates. What’s this week’s contender? Silica gels!

Well, we never had a thing for bags or eating them for that matter. So we wouldn’t need this curt reminder to throw them away. In what seems to be a classic plot twist, this model unzips the bag to take out a fancy, hundred-dollar wallet. That’s right – she should throw away this silly bag and keep the wallet instead.

RIP

This woman posts a cryptic message on her Facebook feed. Her friends instantly message her. What’s going on with you? Are you alright? She dismisses their questions and begs them to come with her on a trip to the beach. They see her take this out from her trunk. Someone ought to have told us to bring a stake.

Her friends mouth a few last words and then irritatedly push the coffin to the beach. It wobbles under the weight of their friend. But it doesn’t go any further from the shoreline. May she RIP (relax in peace), and they turn away to lay atop the sand. Might as well enjoy the sun, right?

Laying Something

Unlike most college librarians, this woman had a great sense of humor. Oh, surely, you would be cracking up and howling with laughter. Just yesterday, she purchased this lamp – thinking that it might just get more students to come by the library.

And true enough, many did. They crowded around this lamp, poked and prodded. But often, she had to ring the bell to remind them to keep their voices to a minimum. It had been an eggcellent idea indeed. And while management told the librarian to get rid of it, all she said was to shove it.

Serpentine Friend

This is probably a good reason why some men fear women. We don’t know what this one had been thinking. But as Regina George puts it, this is never gonna be a thing. So stop trying to make it happen. We have gone a long way since our mistake in the Garden of Even.

If there is one thing we ought to have learned in that story, it’s that snakes and serpentine creatures are not our friends. So it’s best to decline the apple or whatever it is this traitor is offering. We have a long way to go to redeem our male counterpart’s trust. But using this as a hair tie will set us back a couple of centuries.

You Know Dad Made This

Although everyone in the family thinks otherwise, Dad was made for the road. He could travel to the office in less than 10 and squeeze himself into the tightest nooks and corners. Sometimes, his driving skills paid off. But for the most part, it was expensive.

He hadn’t wanted to spend money on buying a new pair of side mirrors. The mechanic told him that they weren’t sold separately. If he had wanted to buy one, then he had to buy both! That got him thinking. Why not use what he had, or in this case, what his wife had.

Is That Grandpa?

Everyone in the family was shocked. They hadn’t known that someone amongst them was living a double life. And it was the person they would have guessed last – grandpa! All this time, he had been a secret agent operating out in the open. Where does he keep his files? Why, somewhere equally obvious too.

An enemy spy would have glanced right past this thing. We might have even be repulsed by it. That’s because grandpa purposefully leaves it unwashed. He takes it out of his mouth and then lays it atop the countertop for everyone to see. All the while, it housed the list of America’s most wanted criminals.

The Most Important Room In the House

It doesn’t matter if you are a celebrity or not. When you invite people over to your house, you have to show them around the crib. What’s the square footage? How many bedrooms does it have? And most importantly, where does the magic happen?

For this man, the potions and elixirs were stirred in the backyard. There he had crafted a paper mache dung and then made a coffee table of a toilet seat. This absolutely horrified some guests, while it had entertained others. Reckon there are some fresh droppings inside? Care to take a peek?

Straight from Pakistan

A lot of people claim that Himalayan Salt is more beneficial to one’s health than regular salt. Wellness clinics and spa centers market the mineral mined from the foothills of the Himalayas. It had been all the craze until experts said that it only works wonders if taken in large quantities. Say, does this amount cut it?

At night, you could have Himalayan lamps illuminate the place. Set the ambiance with Himalayan cedarwood oil filling the air. Then bask in the presence of good friends and family. Last but not the least, have a good licking of the seat. It’s said to contain 98% salt and 2% trace minerals that we’re going gaga over.

Didn’t See You There

It’s rush hour, and people flood onto the bus, eager to get to their jobs. On cue, the driver pushes the button, and the doors shut a couple of people out. One man struggles to find a seat. He is thrown a couple of inches to the back as the bus jostles in the street. He finds an empty seat, or so he had thought.

The woman rubs at her eyes. She’s confused. Why was this man attempting to sit on her? I’m sorry. I didn’t see you there. I thought… you were, uh, a seat. She’s flushed. What? The man tries to explain. I hadn’t seen you since your shirt had the same design as the seat.

Child Safety 101

As a parent, one of your prime considerations is keeping your child safe from harm. That means minimizing the risk for scratches, nicks, burns, and falls. This dad’s daughter had been begging him for a rocking chair. But he had always refused. Knowing the tyke that she is, she might fall flat on her face.

How can I make sure that she stays on the seat while rocking the chair? Dad had spent much time improvising. If she pushed too hard, she might either fall on her back or on her face. Well, how about using those armchair rests as rails? This dad got to work. We’re starting to wonder why rocking chairs weren’t made like this in the first place. Fancy a boat ride?

Kept In Place

Before Apple AirPods, we used to struggle with earphone cables. Listening to music while lifting weights or running was painstaking. You had to make sure that the cable wouldn’t get tangled up in your hands, or that it wouldn’t be pulled down by the weights. Just how did we survive with these things in-ear? You would have to wear your shirt over them to keep them from being yanked. This woman had another idea in mind.

She had a couple of piercings around her ear. Then she looped the cable through each hole to secure the Apple earphone, making it look like an in-ear monitor. We can’t say it had done any wonders for audio quality. After all, all this hack did was to increase the chances of her ear being ripped out.

Need A Finger

Gone are the days that abnormalities and eccentricities are frowned upon. Now, these are eagerly embraced. Take Cindy Crawford, who was catapulted to fame for her mole, and Angelina Jolie for her thick, luscious lips. Wanting to join the hype, this designer created an extra finger for those who need a little help every now and then.

We can’t say what’s the use of having an extra finger. After all, it’s not like we can move it around or flick things with it. At the very most, it can serve as a prank or a friendly reminder. With that extra digit, we can still count the number of guys we had made out with.

Why You Shouldn’t DIY

You could cut costs by repairing your own furniture, installing your own HVAC system, or by connecting your own fixtures. But there’s a great risk to that. You might end up spending twice as much if you miscalculate. Take it from this dad, who had failed to convert centimeters into inches.

His wife had advised him against this DIY project. Now, she was fuming, hands placed on her hips and then cruelly chiding him like the child that he was. It will fit! Oh yeah? That’s what he said! Then she turned around and left him to deal with the mess. This is coming out of your salary. Then she called the handyman to help with the fixture. Next time, leave this sort of work for the big boys, honey.

When She Lives In With You

This guy has had it with the number of women he’s dating. They keep leaving after a couple of months. He has gotten used to seeing heaps of luggage piled in his rooms, then seeing it bare after the relationship ends. Since then, he has asked his girlfriends to pack their clothes in these bags.

Most refuse to. And that should tell him just where the relationship is heading. He curtly ends the relationship and moves on to the next. In a way, this sofa set has helped him navigate the dating arena. In case the next one is for keeps, he has got a spare room of shelves for her to put her clothes on. Until then, they will have to settle for this.

Effecting Dieting Hack

Once again, low-calorie dieters flocked to malls and marts to buy this limited edition cutlery set. Celebrities and gurus have testified that it has worked wonders for them. The handle is made from Agarwood; The three-piece item should last you a lifetime, granted that you live that long from malnutrition.

Thorns thrust out from the handles. So you’re left with these options: consume less and pluck a few thorns from your palms, refrain from eating at all, or devour like the animal that you are. We would go with the third option. After all, food is best enjoyed when it is perceived with all of the senses.

Coffee is Served Upstairs

An attendant greets guests upon check-in. Card details are requested, and keys are handed over. We have freshly brewed coffee served upstairs just before you check-in your room. Would you like some? The guest nods. The attendant exits the front desk. If you would, please climb this ladder.

We don’t know what management had been thinking when they came up with this furniture design. But they clearly hadn’t thought this through. Not only is that a waste of space, but a waste of resources. Ever reckon how they clean the spare room upstairs?

There’s Always That One Aunt…

At a family gathering, there’s always that one aunt you cringe away from. She sneers at your very presence and dismisses you the moment you walk into the room. Her house is full of cats. It’s moldy, and the fixtures are outdated. She relies on candles and wax to light the room – all of which are placed in this.

We don’t know if she had a rough upbringing, but these candle holders make us question what it would have been like if she had been our mum. Can’t say it’s a pleasing thought. Might we say we’re relieved that things had turned out the way they had and that she had only ended up as our aunt.

Onesie for the Baby That You Are

Whoever made this design clearly had some unexpressed anger towards men. Imagine salesladies marketing this onesie to grown men. You can whine and bicker all you want. And when you’re done, you could drink straight from the milk jug. It’s perfect for the baby that you are!

Right now, it’s on sale. You could buy one for half the price. Promo lasts until the end of this month. And in case the customer is a woman, then best believe it’s a great gift suggestion for the men in your family. It could also function as a great S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Sunrise bodysuit. Any gamer would want to put this on.

Look, But No Touch

This tub is perfect for couples who are in the process of getting to know each other. It will test either their resolve. How patient is he? How coy can she get? Regardless of how the night ends, you and your partner can enjoy the scented bubble bath you individually take.

How’s it going over there? He asks. The water is just perfect. She likes it lukewarm, whereas he loves to bathe in ice-cold water. It’s just as they like it, but they get to enjoy the individual baths together. When they’re done, they could rinse separately and dry each other off.

Women’s Clothing

Tired of telling men to back off? Well, this mini-dress is perfect for when you want to enjoy the night alone. Rest assured that men will make a hasty retreat. You won’t have to do anything! No man would touch you without imagining the lewd image of a hairy man hugging them back.

The only thing we have against this attire is that it’s fashioned into a skirt. A short (or a skort) would have been way better. Running away would be easier. Plus, you could pair it with a pair of kicks and Mace Pepper Spray. That’s triple the protection for a night out alone.

DIY Kraft

This kid lay struggling, wondering what he would submit for class. They had been assigned to come up with a DIY craft. It could be anything as long as they had designed it themselves. He wanted something cheap, relatively effortless, but individualistic. He headed to the kitchen and made himself a sandwich. As he took a bite, a lightbulb lit above his head.

He took a couple of Kraft singles and fashioned a cap out of it. Now that’s a DIY Kraft. He lauded himself for the job well done. After the presentation, he gets to enjoy some cheddar slices in class. All he has to do is rip a pack off his head, unpeel and munch away.

Sir Paul Maybe?

There’s almost no mistaking the face on this citrus juicer. Two people come to mind when we look at it, one a female politician and the other a rock legend. So we will go with one, and for us, everything points to Sir Paul McCartney – the drooping eyelids, the sagging cheeks, and the downcast smile. Guess that is what it must be like if you had to bathe in lemon juice every morning.

Seeing that he can’t do anything about it, he closes his eyes and waits for the woman to place half the lemon atop his head. He feels the weight of her hand pushing down on her. He sighs and then waits for the pulp to flow down his face and his shoulders. There’s lemon juice here, there, and everywhere.

April Fool’s For Asians

If you are Asian (or you have an Asian friend), then you would know that it’s almost criminal to wear shoes inside the house. Shoes must be left near the doorstep, and indoor slippers are worn around the house. That should keep grime from sticking on the floorboard panels or on the rug.

For April Fool’s, this man thought of pranking his Asian friend. He asked to come by for a visit. His friend opened the door to let him in, and he proceeded to take off his shoes. He walked inside with these socks in and waited for his friend to see that he had brought in his sandals. As he had expected, his friend nearly ripped him to shreds. He had to explain that they were socks designed to look like sandals.

A for Effort

Grandma has a lot of spare time in her hands. How does she make use of it? She reads books, binges on tv shows, and then knits from time to time. She’s the thoughtful type, so occasionally, she will knit something specially made for her nieces and nephews. Once, she had even knitted this mask for her hubby.

Hon, I’ve got something for you. Her husband looks up from his newspaper. She hands over the parcel, and he obligingly unwraps it. He raises the mask before him and then wears it over his mouth. I thought I should make it easy for you, seeing that you haven’t been giving me flowers anymore, said grandma.

Prone To Caries

Back in the 90s, there had been a brief spike of people complaining about a toothache. Dentists noted that there more and more of their patients suffering from tooth decay. What had been the common factor? Why nothing more than this toothbrush holder.

If that doesn’t put you off from brushing your teeth, we don’t know what will. You’re supposed to envision minty-fresh breath right after a good brushing. But all this image inspires is acrid, locker-room sweat with a hint of mold. Wouldn’t you skip brushing altogether?

Comes With A Free Neighbor

We had always wondered why this condo unit was relatively cheap. It had been completely furnished. The fixtures were immaculate. The HVAC system was functional, and you were afforded a great view of the neighborhood. But as it turns out, you get a free neighbor for each purchase.

Those windows are so near each other that you or your neighbor can climb into each other’s apartments. That seems like an open invitation for theft. No wonder it had been relatively cheaper compared to other condo units around the block. How about a hard pass?

When She Says ‘Let Some Air In’

This man had been staying a couple of weeks in a hotel. He wouldn’t turn on the lights, and he refused to open the windows. So as you can guess, the room had gotten stale and musty. If you laid on his pillows, half of your face would have melted from the odor. So when his girlfriend came over, the first thing she did was draw the curtains and let the air in.

Sunlight broke into the room. And for half a minute, they were both stunned. She immediately realized why he refused to turn on the lights or to draw the curtains. Any smoker would be tempted to reach for a pack or twelve from this curtain design. How about changing the hotel instead of giving into temptation? She turns to look at him.

The Stuff of Dentists

This woman had always known her dentist was a true fanatic when it comes to oral hygiene. Floss after each meal and then brush in a circular motion. She would be told this repeatedly; then, she would be told when her next appointment will be. Once, she had asked to use the bathroom. And as she saw this, she was certain that no other dentist could outshine hers when it comes to their job.

You can only imagine how her dentist cleans up the sink. He might pull a meter-long string, insert it in between each tooth and then slide up and down. Afterward, he might squeeze a pea-sized amount of liquid soap, rub it all over the sink and then brush gently until all the grime is rinsed off.

Perfect for Singletons

As much as we stan the idea of dining alone and enjoying your own company, there is something mildly offensive about seeing couples make out in the theater or hold hands on Valentine’s Day. Why do they all have to do it at the same time? So to keep yourself from feeling the same way, hold on tightly to this phone case instead.

That should give you the illusion that you’re holding someone else’s hand (even if it’s just for the night). In fact, how about giving some to your single girlfriends. Have a laugh, or cry the night away in each other’s company. At least this hand will hold you until daybreak.

Mixed Emotions

When we saw this man ride the subway, we couldn’t help but stare at him. He wouldn’t meet anyone’s gaze. In fact, it even seemed like he was trying to hide himself. But he should have thought twice when he wore Bernie’s face all over his jumpsuit.

Are the Dems going to have a (PJ) party? We hadn’t known. This man should have told us, or better yet, we could ask him to take us with him. We aren’t sure if he is a Bernie fan or if he has an unrivaled distaste for the guy. We have mixed emotions about the whole system.

The King at the Cleansing of the Temple

We all know the story. But just in case you had forgotten, we’ll refresh your memory. Jesus travels with his disciples to Jerusalem for the Passover. Eager to celebrate in His Father’s name, he erupts in vicious anger when he meets merchants selling livestock at the Temple. He rushes to cleanse the temple.

He whips the merchants away, saying, do not make my father’s house a house of trade. Then he scrubs the temple clean and then puts an embargo on doves. The poorer folks are able to buy them to be offered as sacrifices. But of course, there was another side to history, as you can see.

Might As Well Go Bare

This woman’s laptop had just broken down. She browsed online for a durable one, placed an order, and bought all the other necessary accessories. That included a wireless mouse and a mousepad. To her disappointment, the mousepad she had chosen turned out to be utterly useless.

Its design reflected the light underneath the mouse. So try as she might, she couldn’t move the cursor. Darn it, she sighs. And she slams the mouse right atop the mousepad. Fortunately, the easy solution was to quit using the mousepad altogether. She had a black tabletop, to begin with. In no time, she was surfing on the web.

Nice Kicks

Ever wondered why some kids in high school would be frequently bullied? Could it be because they were misunderstood, or had they given other people a reason to be ignored? We can’t tell until we saw this kid sporting this pair of kicks.

Not only is this bag overpriced, but there aren’t any holes in the sides to place your water bottle or umbrella in. What’s the point of having a bag if you can’t use it to carry all of your daily needed objects?

Anatomy 101

Despite being one of the most important subjects in high school, anatomy had been one of the most boring for us anyways. There was no thrill to it! And after the lectures, teachers would hand out a box of thingamijgs expecting adolescents to understand what to do with protection. But imagine if you brought students to this room.

Eyes will widen, and mouths will gape. Yep, that’s right, kids. Let’s have a conversation about the birds and the bees, or in this case, chickens, and the difference between an egg either becoming a rooster or a breakfast omelet.

More Reason to Bite Those Nails

We are serial nail-biters. Try as we might; it’s a hard habit to break. It gets much worse when exams come up or when there are family reunions to attend. One tip we had been told is to have our nails manicured. There’s nothing like beautifully groomed nails to keep you from wanting to munch on them.

Since Color’s Beauty Salon released this manicure design, we knew we had to book an appointment. This is every nail-biter’s dream design. You would want to sip, munch, and dine on those nails even further. Squeeze a drop of lemon, and you have got a fresh serving of raw oyster, sea salt, and grime anytime you want.

Skinned Your Knees?

The gang wanted to chill on the corner. Some walked to the local diner while the others rode their bikes. As usual, one of them had been an hour late. They decided to order food. Just in time, she walked in the doors. Everyone stared agape at her knees. Had she gotten into an accident? How did she manage to skin her knees?

These pants make you look like you had just been thawed for dinner. You’re only a sizzling grill away from being smokin’ hot. Now, if that’s the look you’re aiming for, then, by all means, buy this pair of pants online. It’s perfect for a late evening class when you’re craving for a ham sandwich. Just tear these ham patches out of the holes and slap them into a pair of bread.

Perfect for Thimble Lovers

As kids, we loved to help grandma out with sewing or knitting. It was very therapeutic. We helped thread the needles because she had such poor eyesight. But apart from cutting thread, we loved putting on thimbles over our fingers. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise how we were ecstatic over this thimble cutlery.

It’s perfect for when you are on a low-calorie diet. All that extra effort is spent on cutting the egg yolk, placing it over the fork, and then balancing the small bite as you bring it closer to your mouth. You might fail a couple of times. Not to worry, that’s part of the diet plan. Eat tiny amounts until you lose the inches.

Hard Body

Ever wanted to slip into those leather pants. But find yourself struggling to put them on? Just imagine if you were able to fit into those size zeros by sitting in front of the telly. No exercise. No sweat. All you have to do is buy this brick chair and sit on it 8 hours a day!

Now, this is best for the well-toned. If you sit on it long enough, those peach bottoms will turn into iron plates. Then you will be able to wear those leather pants. Slink into them like the sexy diva that you are. How about it? Order yours for the low, low price of $30. Contractor/ builder sold separately.

How To Get Your Kids To Do Yoga

Since the dawn of technology, more and more kids have become sedentary. They barely get enough activity outdoors, wanting to spend every waking moment before the computer. So this mum came up with an ingenious plan to get her kids to exercise at home.

She placed every monitor as a stand for a living room table. Now, if they intend to use their screens, then they will have to breathe in, stretch, breathe out and then plug in the cables. In a couple of sessions, they will be able to learn how to perform the downward dog position with ease.

Carrie After the Prom

Just when high school couldn’t get any rougher, you spot this fashion item hanging from a mannequin. You thumb the texture of the cloth and find it comfortable. It’s the right length for you, and it allows you a great degree of freedom. The only problem is that you look like Carrie right after prom.

Like Carrie, you will be able to move people with your mind. Watch the crowd part like the Red Sea and make way for you. We’re certain you will evoke mixed emotions – repulsion, amusement, humor, and disgust. But not to worry, Carrie’s prom night ended on a high note, right?